Archive for March 26, 2009

Questions for God

I’m sick today. I haven’t figured out if it’s a cold or allergies. All I know is that it’s not fun. I have no idea what brought it on and no idea how to get rid of it. Sleeping really isn’t an option because everytime I’m horizontal, my nose clogs and my heads gets closer to exploding. So I’m just at work, sulking and moaning.


Since I didn’t sleep much last night I just laid in bed and tossed and turned. I blew my nose a million times. I moaned. And I thought. I first started thinking about how much it sucks to be sick and I wanted to ask God where all of this mucus is coming from. Then I started thinking of more questions. Below are a list of other questions I’d ask God if He came to my house for dinner.


If oranges are supposed to be good for you when you’re sick, couldn’t you have made them less citrus-y. It’s burns my sore throat!


My nose is running constantly. The only way to get rid of the snot is to blow my nose. This unfortunately makes my nose really sore. Do you see my problem?


Did you mean for people to eat mushrooms? I can’t possibly think that this was part of your plan. They are fungus.


When we are young we want kids but don’t have much money to support them. When we are older we have money but no kids to support. Not sure how to fix this, but you are God, be creative!


The way a turkey’s head looks is disgusting. Was it an accident? It looks like you forgot to cover it with skin.


Why do some weeds look like flowers? I think they are pretty but I feel like they should be pulled. What’s that about?


I started getting gray hair at age 20. Do you really think that’s old?


Migraines are of the devil. Can we agree on that?


Why don’t vegetables taste better? Some of them are just awful!


Why is it so easy to gain weight but so hard to lose it? This just doesn’t seem fair.


What’s the deal with hormones?


I’m sure I have a million more but I can’t really think straight right now. Do you have any? I could stand to be entertained right about now! I hope you’re all having a better day that I am!

March 26, 2009 at 10:04 am 7 comments


March 2009


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