Ask the Hubby – Round 2
Sit back, grab a beverage, and enjoy round two of “Ask the Hubby.”
From Chelsea’s Mom: What kind of job would you want if salary wasn’t an issue?
Answer: Ok, ok… I’ll admit that this question is above all, the one that really got me thinking and anxious about answering.
Frankly, Chelsea and I are at a point in our lives where we could technically change careers and it would be the best thing that ever happened to us. Why? Because we could then pursue a career of our choice and grow it from now rather than 2, 5, or 10 years from now. To answer this question honestly, I would have to answer, I would do everything. I would become an expert guitarist. I would train for the olympics, I would get an engineering degree in every field imaginable so I could test, figure out, and invent new and exciting things that would help in unimagined and too great ways to realize now. I would go to seminary and learn everything possible that people have thought about faith, living life, and acting upon instinct and reason. I would learn how to examine the human psyche and train myself to be the best person I could be to everyone that I know; in the end knowing how to bring them all together. I would work to help all those people who exist now and who will exist in the future, whether through innovation or through my simple act of going to see the same poor old lady once a week and talking with her family about what promise there is in an education and in Christ and in how wonderful life could be growing in relationships and truly showing others what it is to care.
I would essentially do everything there is, because the only limits to the possibilities that my heart and mind could go after are those that God has created physically for us.
Right now, the only two certainties that exist within my life are this: money is essential for functioning within society and I have no idea what role I would provide to society if money were not an issue. Because there is no job where I could do everything, and that is what keeps me up at night.
From John at Sojo Life: Stephen, do you frequently get belly button lint? I have a severe problem with this. It happens constantly. Every time I dig up in there out comes a big bunch of fuzz. How do you suggest I deal with this? Should I make a quilt out of all the fuzz and give it as a christmas present to my little sister?
Answer: There is an epidemic in this country! Too many people are getting lint in their belly buttons and it’s just showing how much we don’t care for our clothes as they are deteriorating into little lint balls in our stomach hole!
Answer to this problem! Wear belly button piercings! Chelsea swears she never gets belly lint because the lint doesn’t have a place to go since it’s blocked by the stud already there. Since the hair on our bellies tend to rub the clothing we wear and hence causes the fibers to deteriorate, the natural place for it to go is in the crevasse in our abdomen.
What a dilemma, John, what a dilemma! I would say, since you are a guy and probably are adverse to wearing a belly button piercing of some sort (also the army wouldn’t allow it for you), that you should shave your belly of all it’s hair, buy clothing made from non-cotton products, and then put a flesh-colored plug in your belly button to prevent the hole from eating up everything that comes in its path! …good luck, John, and God speed!
From Gabby at Sweetest P: What is the hardest part about being married for a man? How do you cope? What is the BEST part about being married to Chelsea?
Answer: Isn’t the answer always sex? To all three questions? Ha. I would honestly have to say the hardest part about being married is a combination of two things: respecting each others opinions when they differ and deciding which answer to ultimately stand by. We cope by talking it out. And the best thing about being married to Chelsea is that I get to talk and be with the person that is Chelsea and all the wonderful things she is and does!
From Lisa D. at Lisa’s Yarns: (Her questions are three-fold.)
1. What do you really think about your wife blogging? Do you love it or hate or are you indifferent?
2. When did you know you wanted to marry Chelsea?
3. They always say that men marry women that remind them of their mom. Does Chelsea have mannerisms similar to your mom?
Answer 1: I’m indifferent, but only in that indifferent = the addition of negatives and positives that come from a wife blogger. I DO enjoy being talked about in a great way! I DON’T enjoy being talked about in a negative way! (Thanksgiving post!)
Answer 2:I knew I wanted to marry Chelsea when I was forced to think about it because our friend Anneke decided to ask me (the first time I hung out with her btw) “so are you and Chelsea going to get married?” Honestly, I was too happy to be with Chelsea to even fathom this question at the time. However, when presented with the question that makes you think about such things, it makes you actually think. I found that it was an easy answer, in that I was able to say “yes” to almost immediately due to logic, choice, and heart-felt emotion right when Anneke asked it. I didn’t say that to her though, I merely stuttered at the blatancy (I made this word up) of the question and decided it was time to go play some volleyball to avoid the awkwardness of the moment, since I hardly knew her :)
Answer 3: I would have to plead the 5th on this one. I refuse to compare and contrast the two. Since knowing the answer to this question could either (1) disgust me in the similarities of my wife and mother or (2) question how much of my mother I am looking to get away from in my wife, I refuse to even think of them together in the same thought. What a weird question for any man to answer, please refrain from doing so for any other men, since I’m sure it would put them in the same state of bewildered confusion and repentance of their sins for thinking against their mothers and wives!!! j/k, but yeah that’s weird.
From Lindsay (Chelsea’s sister): What movie scarred you for life as a child and WHY??
Answer: Movies don’t scar me, my dreams do…
From Molly at Considering Campbells: What is your most embarrassing moment? OOOOOR if that’s not PG, I’ll do the easy question: there’s a fire and you have to get out of the house. What 3 things (not people/pets) would you take with you?
Answer: Since my MOST embarrassing moment includes public nudity, I’ll go with the second answer: painting of Chelsea and I by the China-man, the journal Chelsea made for me everyday in 2006 of the things she loved about me, and the jewelry box I made as a wedding gift for Chelsea.
From Jim at Life on Dayton: Has it been harder for you to find close friends since leaving Austin or harder for Chelsea?
Answer: It’s been equally hard for both of us to find friends since leaving Austin. I however have grown into a great relationship with two men from our church here, while Chelsea has the misfortune to not have that many new friends close by. This is both due to Chelsea’s maturity as a person and the lack of said maturity level of the people at the Church her age that she could connect to.
HOWEVER, because Lauren is such a hoss and can be a close friend even from far away; (semi-colons are my favorite punctuation by the way) she is duly counted as a good friend that Chelsea is able to connect with regularly. Just as my friends and I were able to initially connect through our interest in the Church to grow a close relationship, Chelsea has been able to connect with Lauren (and all you ladies, and some guys) through the blogging world! :^)
Jim, also I miss you. You are a good friend who I wish could live down the street and could come over for shish-kabobs, because we had those tonight and they would have been great with you and Sarah!
A few notes from the wife (also known as The Owner of This Blog):
-Just as I have a love affair with the comma, Stephen has a love affair with the run-on sentence.
-I’m not sure if “China-man” is an acceptable term. Stephen assured me that it was PC and if anyone has a problem with it, they can yell at him and NOT me.
-Lauren, I told Stephen he wasn’t allowed to call you a “hoss”… that it meant a big, tough man. He disagreed. After a debate we decided to let urbandictionary.com settle the argument. (You can click that link to go straight to the “hoss” page.) He’d like you to see definitions #1, #3, #5, and #6 – specifically #3. And you are to ignore #2 and #4. And also, we have much more in common than just blogging. But I was not allowed to contribute to his answers…
-Stephen may or may not have had a few glasses of wine before writing this. That’s all I’ll say on that subject.
-I see that I missed Wes’ question – something about are there any games left in the UT schedule that he is particularly worried about. I’ll answer for him. No. His reasons are two-fold. 1) Stephen doesn’t worry about football. 2) UT dominates, we have full confidence and do not worry about them. Heard of Colt McCoy?
-This was the last installment of Ask the Hubby. If there are more questions out there, ask away. We’ll save them for a rainy day. Feel free to add them on future posts as well.